April 21, 2025 Edition

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Beaches, Bioluminescence, and Bumps in the Road: Baja’s Latest Buzz

In this week’s issue of the Gringo Gazette South, we dig into the joys, drama, and delicious chaos that only Baja California Sur can offer. From glowing beaches to glowing speed bumps, here’s what’s lighting up the peninsula:

🐋 Whales, Both Lost and Found – The East Cape coastal road is finally reopened, thanks to Governor Víctor Castro, after a years-long battle with developers. At the same time, concern grows over another whale carcass found in La Paz Bay. Welcome to Baja—where the coast is a treasure and a battlefield.

💡 Let There Be (Bioluminescent) Light – If you’ve never seen the sea sparkle like a starry night sky, Baja’s beaches are ready to amaze you. Our detailed guide tells you where, when, and how to witness this glowing natural wonder—and how not to ruin it with your beach speaker or sunscreen.

🏐 Game On – The regional beach volleyball tournament kicks off in La Paz with more than 200 athletes. Sand, sun, and spikes—it’s not just a beach day, it’s a battle for Olympic glory.

🚸 Slow Down or Bounce Around – Speed bumps are multiplying in Los Cabos at a suspiciously rapid pace. The traffic authorities promise it’s for safety. Your suspension system might disagree.

🍽️ Feast for a Cause – La Paz’s biggest food fest, Pazion por el Sabor, is back, with over 130 restaurants, unlimited bites and drinks, and all proceeds supporting six local charities. Come hungry, leave happy—and slightly tipsy.

📱 Cabo Can’t Put the Phone Down – Baja California Sur now ranks second nationwide in cellphone use. Whether it’s work, TikTok, or mobile banking, everyone’s plugged in—even at the beach.

⚠️ Cruise Tax Controversy – Cruise lines like Carnival and Norwegian aren’t thrilled about Mexico’s new passenger tax. Will they change course? Stay tuned, preferably not while holding your breath.

🎾 A Grand Slam for Tourism – Los Cabos preps for the Mifel Tennis Open, featuring ATP stars like Rublev and Musetti. Expect volleys, victories, and a $6.4 million economic serve.

🏖️ La Paz Beaches Get Platinum Status – Five local beaches earn “Playa Platino” certification, meaning they’re cleaner, safer, and now officially selfie-approved.

📦 Junk Food Crackdown – A new national law bans the sale of junk food to kids near schools. Great news for health, bad news for those street corn vendors lurking outside classrooms.

🏘️ Real Estate, Real Deals – Between global uncertainty and a strong dollar, Americans are diving into Baja real estate head-first. And yes, there’s even a full-page spread on how to buy with your dog in mind.

And of course, our usual mix of sarcastic footnotes, quirky events, and helpful advice on taxes, permits, and how not to get your car towed over a green-painted curb.

Grab a copy, grab a taco, and enjoy the ride—just not too fast, or you’ll hit a new speed bump.

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