We Host Rich & Famous

And some jailbirds, too

Here is only one week of celebrity visitors.  We seem pretty popular with stars, and yet we can’t get anybody to show up at our annual film festival. What’s up with that? We can’t get no respect.

Selenis Leyva, who plays Gloria Mendoza on the Netflix original series, “Orange is the New Black” and Belle on the series “Dietland,” were enjoying some time off at Le Blanc in Los Cabos. Leyva went on a private sail on the Sea of Cortez, and indulged in self-care at the resort’s spa. 

Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas brought their love to Cabo. The Quantico star, 36, and the “Jealous” singer, 25, jetted here just two weeks after their families met in India. Chopra shared a  snapshot of Jonas on her Instagram. She also posted a shot of our sunset. The ABC star and the Disney alum became engaged in July just weeks after they started dating. Hmmm…..if anyone asks us, (not likely), we will say don’t.

Teresa Giudice, the Real Housewives of New Jersey star, age 46, shared a series of photos of her pretty amazing old body to Instagram Friday.  Not bad for an old broad. So not bad that we think she spends about eight hours a day at the gym. You think we’re kidding? In June, Giudice competed in a bodybuilding competition and won third place.

“Taking in everything summer has to offer me! ,” she wrote about her vacation in Cabo San Lucas. She didn’t add, “This sure beats being in prison in New Jersey”

Teresa and husband Joe Giudice were charged with conspiracy to commit mail fraud, wire fraud, and bank fraud, making false statements on loan applications, and bankruptcy fraud in a 39 count indictment. Oh, and it slipped Joe’s mind to even file taxes in 2004 through 2008. She did a year in the slammer, now he’s currently “inside” for 41 months.

And then Lala Kent was here. The "Vanderpump Rules" star got engaged right here, to her Hollywood producer boyfriend, Randall Emmett, who put a ring on it Saturday night.

In video obtained by TMZ, you can see Randall and Lala inside the Mandala nightclub having champagne bottles with sparklers sent around the room. It's a raucous scene, made even more so when Randall gets on the mic to say ... "All you motherf****** know when you fall in love, you turn into a bitch. And that's what I am. I've fallen in love with Lala Kent."

Can we say what happens in Cabo stays in Cabo? Not with us on the beat.